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Humor can help make a marriage last, and knowing how to make your partner laugh can go a long way. That’s why funny marriage advice always helps in the hard times. 

Lots of people, including famous authors, actors, and celebrities know not to hold back when it comes to humor in a partnership. 

Marriage life doesn’t always need to be so serious. By finding the humor in everything, from funny marriage advice for newlyweds to sayings about marriage and relationship quotes, you can get through even the worst of times.

If you’re in need of some funny marriage advice, read on for 75 hysterical quotes about marriage. 

1. “If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.” — Sigmund Freud

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2. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates


3. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” — Michelle Obama


4. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner


5. “Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun.” — Stephanie Ortiz